🚀 What It Is
Imagine opening a big, ominous-looking 9×4 manila envelope… only to find one ridiculous handwritten neon sticky note inside.
That’s the entire joke — it’s the perfect low-effort roast-by-mail.
Great for pranking friends, roommates, or coworkers who deserve a laugh (or a gentle insult).
🔥 How It Works
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Write the insult you want — keep it short and savage.
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We hand-write it in thick black Sharpie on a neon sticky note.
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We seal that lonely sticky-note inside a dramatic crumpled envelope and drop it in the mail — fast, anonymous, and hilarious.
📦 What You Get
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1 real 9×4 manila envelope — creased, crumpled, and authentic.
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1 neon sticky-note with your chosen insult (or one of ours).
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Hand-written in bold black Sharpie for maximum impact.
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Mailed within 1–2 business days anywhere in the U.S.
💡 Why It’s Funny
The comedy is in the reveal: they think they’re getting something serious… but it’s just a single sarcastic sticky-note.
Simple. Cheap. Unreasonably funny.
FAQ
Is this legit mail? Yep. We use real stamps & USPS. No digital downloads — you’re getting the real envelope
